This will be a list of funny text messages from Woman sent to me.
- "I dislike you. If you weren't so well endowed you would not get as attractive women as you get. and that is the truth." followed by "oh jesus, that was an inappropriate text, although not entirely undeserved, since you're being such as ass"
- Her: "The hottest lesbian just sat next to me", Me: "All girls are lesbians, how do you know she doesn't like boys". Her: "These girls went from talking about one of their dads dying to dieting to how her dad died in Argentina to talking about this girl she is dating, so she seems not to be into dick" Me: "Daddy issues and licking box how the fuck did God not put me there. Ask her." Her: "No you're going to vag block me"
- "I think that my mom is great, she thinks that I'm a craigslist hooker, That's deep"
