This post is about Online Dating so I'll do my best to not wander onto other subjects. I tried it out for the first time in 2010. In fact, I'm one of the guys that she should avoid on the dating sites. Now I have a gift, I know how women really think or specifically how to sleep with them and exactly what to say and do. It's almost like the movie "What Women Want". I went on 10 dates and slept with 7 of them in less then 2 months. This is all with little time invested. Don't forget that I have other women in my rotation. So little it's juggling between 3 and 8 women at a time. It's exhausting. Now I don't lie, cheat, or say any of the I love you nonsense. I do disclose that I am a little spontaneous, wild, and I'm always fun and a gentlemen and show a woman a good time.
1.) It's Appearance Baby. Almost of the the profiles are the same so girls it comes down to if you are my physical type or not. Try to look as thin as possible. Sadly, I don't post the most flattering pictures of myself, I just hate pictures and I think it shows that I'm less of a narcissist then I actually am. I look cute but I don't overdue it. Plus I hate this Jersey Shore, 909, bullshit. We called them posers in our day, today they are douchebags. Almost of all the women have been surprised at how much more attractive I am in person. This is done on purpose. You see everyone online puts their best foot forward and use old pics or "thin" staged pics, etc. because I don't it makes woman more attracted at the first meeting and less like another online date.
2.) Why women online date. Women only start online dating for one of three reasons. First, they are a troll. Yes you heard me. The ugly, fat, horse headed, big gummed, down syndrome, Disneyland at summer looking pigs head straight online. They have to. I'm flattered that you send me an icebreaker or note or something or another from the site but really you don't have a chance. Sorry if I didn't respond. Second, they are busy with kids and a job. This is cool I understand that it's hard to hit the scene when you have responsibilities and when you do hit the scene on girls night or whatever you do. It's hard to meet a guy. Gotcha understood. Third, they just broke up and looking for something out of their pool. I'm talking way out of their pool. No mutual friends, no community ties, no nothing. It's almost like Vegas and this is why online dating has a high promiscuity rate with guys like me. We are a good catch, we are transient, and it's not quite a one night stand. But honestly tricks we are strangers and I'm assuming you do this quite often. I also think that Online Dating becomes like crack. It's why I think you are desperate. It's just some guy burned you, you are not over it, and I can sense it.
3.) Women's Online Profiles are all the same. Women like to think they are emotionally more mature. This is as ridiculous a conception in America as anything I can think of. Men are emotionally mature. If you feed us, fuck us, and give us a little space every once in awhile. You would never have a problem. It's not our fault that you are the most unbalanced creature every to walk to the earth. The first book in the Bible is about Adam and Eve for a reason. Here is your man, here is paradise, and a stupid snake can tempt you from a tree with some apple. This is the core of the female they like variety, the bad apple, what they can't or shouldn't have, and over think everything. All women will pursue the bad guy, show up at his house in the middle of the night and fuck him silly. The only thing a bad boy ever does to the female psyche is fill the switch and trigger the "Why doesn't he want my pussy" button. I'll tell you why. You're going to give it to him without him having to do shit. This is emotionally immature.
The online profiles show this everytime.
Directly from Profiles:
"An important quality to me is optimism. I am looking for someone who is energetic and who has a positive attitude." Translation: Right up until that dude cant give you an orgasm, but the G spot orgasm that I gave you makes you call for weeks and weeks. Mr Optimistic is still calling and I haven't bothered in two weeks.
"I'd like to meet someone who shares my outlook on life. This means greeting everyday life with humor and thoroughly enjoying living in the moment. Work hard, play hard."
Translation: I want my man to make some money.
"Being honest about their feelings, being able to communicate about their wants and needs, and being open to compromise."
Translation: My self esteem is low. I'm probably fat.
" I am looking for a man with good values. He must be responsible, honest, reliable, and understanding. I want to meet a man who is looking for a long-term relationship, who has patience in dating, knows how to court a woman and how to treat her right."
Translation: I'm over the age of 34 and my egg timer is going crazy.
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