I'd thought I would post about my next business ventures. I'm a serial entrepreneur and have been in software, fashion, real estate, e-commerce, and just about every dental whitening product in the market. My next product might be a little shocking but I think it will be a hit. I'm trying to determine the final name so any suggestions are appreciated.
I've worked with the team that does a bunch of the teeth whitening products and we have come up with an at home Anal Bleaching Kit. Now before you say eooowww, this is big business and millions are spent at Cosmetic Surgeons to correct this problem. I've had to dump someone because the color of the butthole didn't match the skintone, that sounds terrible but when you are banging doggy style I cannot have the wrong color starfish. I'll pay $1000 to anyone who comes up with a name that I use. I'll pay $5000 for before and after usage pics too. So if you think your precious starfish needs a little light shade, here's your chance.
Now you may ask how does this apply to BitchesBeCrazzy. Well no straight guy would ever change the color of his butthole for a chick, it takes alot for us to shave, manscape, take a shower and brush our teeth. So if you buy my products, have plastic surgery, or wear makeup you are definitely crazy.
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