It's not easy being a Typical Guy.

It's been a week since I posted and I got a chance to read Miranda's blog over at http://urbanitequestforlove.blogspot.com/   You really should read it.   It's well written, funny, and I detect a little hint of "BitchesBeCrazzy" in her.  Fortunately, she says she has big tits, me personally I'm an ass and face guy it's harder to fake.   That might make up for her being a lawyer.    She thinks that I use women as a penis warmer.   That's kind of a typical response and I expect a little better.   I don't use women as penis warmers,  I have a very high customer service rating and trust me it takes Two to Tango,  and more importantly women are more sexual then men.  That's right boys.  WOMEN ARE MORE SEXUAL THEN MEN.  If you read between the lines of this blog as it continues I will help you understand how to tap into it.   Think about how successful Sex in the City was.   It's actually a good demonstration of how neurotic and crazy women are.  Each character is a female type.  Not so Coincidently, Miranda has used one of the characters name as her pen name because she identifies with the working professional type.

Let's start on why it's not easy being a guy. It starts back with women's rights and then the sexual revolution.  Women now have a dual standard.  They want to be sexually liberated and make money and I'm all for it, but they also need to be a mother and a princess.    This goes against 100,000's of years of evolution up to that point.   Men work, women take care of babies.  Women had no real rights, It will be referred by me as the Dark Ages, I'm pro women's rights ( surprising huh??) .   I should probably go into the foundation of the institution of marriage was not out of love, but as a foundation for a financial contract.  Pussy has been for sale since the beginning of time.  Fortunately, women have evolved socially and economically and men have not in the last 90+ years.

Due to the womens rights movement a woman can now earn an independent living.   Some women do it with education like Miranda, some do it dancing on a pole.  Either way they have something in common.  They don't need a man to pay their bills.   This goes against the origins of marriage and the unevolved man is confused.  So instead of being an Alpha Male he has begun to be more like a woman.  Metrosexuals, Sensitive Guys, Wussies, politically correct assholes without balls whatever you want to call them, are becoming normal.   I'll plug Adam Carolla's book here because it is so true, In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks.

Now onto the second part,  the sexual revolution.   It is more important then ever to be a good lover or a great fuck or whatever gets a woman off because unlike prior times, women are experienced.  Before you married a girl she was a virgin and didn't know what our men were like, now she does.   Now sadly, none of the guys mentioned above are usually good in bed.   Even Miranda mentioned that the social outcast type is not hot in her post.  Even indirectly her evolved vagina is screamed that these guys will not bang her right.  My evolving vagina theory should be trademarked or patented.   Maybe I should hire Miranda.

Historically being good with women you were called a Ladies Man and he deserved some respect,  unfortunately now that is not the case.   Now, being good with women or sleeping with a lot of women is bad.  I could blame Oprah, but no way it is the "polictially correct" jealous wussy men.   They have shaped the last 30 years and because they couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of hundreds, they'll try ruin the Ladies Man reputation by mixed up the bad ones with the good ones.   Hopefully and almost every woman I have been with will give you something positive about our time.   I don't use women, I fulfill a need.  Until I find that woman that knocks me over ( I thought I found her once, but that turned out so bad that it will probably be a book ), I will continue to be a Ladies Man until I am 100% in love with someone.

The male response has been even worse.  You have seen the formation and infestation of the Douchebag.   Oh what a time it is for the douchebag.   You can see the roid, tattoo idiots from the IE,  the Iranian ( there is no fucking Persia assholes ) idiots in the OC, the Jersey Shore idiots on TV,  and they actually survive and thrive in LA like no other place.  So the male species is at a crossroads.  Not easy for the typical guys.